category: Dang! The Hipsters Got It Right!

from: Sicily, Italy

grapes: Nerello Mascalese

“Duuude!  This wiine ish frrom a volcaaano, man!”  You whip your head around to discover the source of this proclamation and your eyes alight upon a rail thin hipster wearing a Speedo sporting a mustache. He’s holding a bottle with a piercing red label. “It’s like a spicy Pinot Noir, but made from Nerello Mascalese grapes grown on a live volcano!”  You didn’t really see it coming, but Uncle Luigi appears out of nowhere like a portly ninja and gives him a wedgie. The whole backyard bbq explodes with laughter and chaos as helicopter moms scramble to cover the eyes of their progeny and everyone parts like the red sea as the hipster runs through the crowd to escape the ignominy of it all. As the bbq settles into the familiar rhythms of kids playing and animated conversation provides the soundtrack to this balmy day, you see the red bottle, pick it up and pour yourself a glass. It’s like a flavor grenade that releases a satisfaction explosion! Wowza!

2020 Tenuta Tascante ‘Ghiaia Nera’ Etna Rosso


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