Tra la la la la la la la la la! “Bad Santa” is a Christmas movie that Lenny Bruce would love: a superb stink bomb of holiday entertainment generously larded with jokes about little people, dim children, and the kind of sexual congress that until recently was illegal in a handful of states. Let’s put it this way. If they tried to make a made-for-television version of “Bad Santa” it would be eight minutes long. So, what to pair with this gem? Sorry to be so obvious but we’re going with Sexual Chocolate from Slo Down Wines.  Created by Brandon Allen while still in college, Slo Down Wines was originally a backyard bootlegging operation that was started so Brandon and his posse could drink for free and score points with the ladies.  And wouldn’t you know it, they eventually turned into a global sensation. Turns out that while this rated R cuvée started as a hit with the ladies, now even the most “pinkies up” critics are jumping aboard.  

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